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Zooey Deschanel Guest Judges on 'Top Chef Masters' Tonight

what do zooey deschanel's choices have to do with someone who can't digest beans?

i mean, the hypothetical person you are building isn't zooey deschanel, so how is that vegan? a person allergic to beans/gluten might choose not to be vegan. what if they were allergic to beans, and nuts, and gluten, and chicken, and eggs and dairy, and didn't want to eat meat? that's their business. it's not like zooey deschanel has said no one has an excuse not to be vegan.

the vegan question is really, what if you don't have any allergies or intolerances? then you need a reason not to be vegan. (which of course, people still have).

and really, it's rare that someone would be allergic to all those things. taking any individual thing out, gluten, or soy, or nuts, isn't a problem at all. and again, no one is passing anti-meat laws, so folks who are allergic too all of that still have choices.

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What is your fantasy food business?

a vegan deli where you can get in-store made staples like vegan butters and cheeses fresh in minimal packaging that you bring back to reuse when you buy more. we'd make big rolls of seitan that we'd cut with a slicer. it'd be like the old general store (at least in popular memory) where they scooped and weighed your butter and there were no brand names. and then of course you'd be able to get things like soap and oil and sodas and toothpaste in your own bottles and tubs. i really want to cut down on packaging. you know how many earth balance tubs i've got?! other than that the store would be a vegan coop, as much like wheatsville in austin as is practical (i live in brooklyn).

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The Making of Shaun Hergatt's Golden Egg

i'm with simon. pooping gold, as david cross says, is the ultimate f you to the people who mined it.

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Zooey Deschanel Guest Judges on 'Top Chef Masters' Tonight

what do zooey deschanel's choices have to do with someone who can't digest beans?

i mean, the hypothetical person you are building isn't zooey deschanel, so how is that vegan? a person allergic to beans/gluten might choose not to be vegan. what if they were allergic to beans, and nuts, and gluten, and chicken, and eggs and dairy, and didn't want to eat meat? that's their business. it's not like zooey deschanel has said no one has an excuse not to be vegan.

the vegan question is really, what if you don't have any allergies or intolerances? then you need a reason not to be vegan. (which of course, people still have).

and really, it's rare that someone would be allergic to all those things. taking any individual thing out, gluten, or soy, or nuts, isn't a problem at all. and again, no one is passing anti-meat laws, so folks who are allergic too all of that still have choices.

From Talk

What is your fantasy food business?

a vegan deli where you can get in-store made staples like vegan butters and cheeses fresh in minimal packaging that you bring back to reuse when you buy more. we'd make big rolls of seitan that we'd cut with a slicer. it'd be like the old general store (at least in popular memory) where they scooped and weighed your butter and there were no brand names. and then of course you'd be able to get things like soap and oil and sodas and toothpaste in your own bottles and tubs. i really want to cut down on packaging. you know how many earth balance tubs i've got?! other than that the store would be a vegan coop, as much like wheatsville in austin as is practical (i live in brooklyn).

From Serious Eats: New York

The Making of Shaun Hergatt's Golden Egg

i'm with simon. pooping gold, as david cross says, is the ultimate f you to the people who mined it.

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Cakespy on Why Whoopie Pies Ain't All That

i would rather read and eat and talk about pocket pies. sweet and savory. a pie without crust is not a pie!

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Origin of the Term 'Foodie'

i hate the term pantie, definitely prefer underpants.

i don't see why there shouldn't be a word that encompasses all sorts of people who are excited about/interested in food. why not foodie? i don't understand. is it just too english and not french enough (judging by chris onstad's list, french derivision is universal regarding food fans.)

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Repurposed Easter Candy: Milk Chocolate Space Duck Pops

i also don't understand why ducks in space are any less christian than ducks in bonnets. ducks aren't particularly eastery, in general. I mean there are easter bonnets, but aren't there also non-easter bonnets? why not just sell bonnet ducks?

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Trader Joe's Practices Refreshingly Good Grammar

yay stu! i am a staunch descriptivist and i think it bugs me to hear people talk about stuff like this more than the so-called 'bad grammar' bugs them.

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In Videos: 'Target: Women,' Carl's Jr. Edition

i'm guessing the butt crack bit was just modesty on her part. this stuff doesn't air on tv.

also, she is utterly fantastic. the one about laxatives is -great-.

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Best Food-Inspired Halloween Costumes

the hat on the taco costumed guy takes it from fun food costume to offensive cultural misappropriation costume.

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How to Make Vegan Candy Corn

yeah, i'm all for veganism, but handing out propaganda to kids at halloween is creepy. well, i guess halloween is supposed to be creepy. but really, i think nothing would turn a kid off to veganism faster than giving them literature about it on halloween. I can get behind the bible idea though because i kind of don't want kids reading the bible.

From Serious Eats: New York

Sugar Rush: Vegan Strawberry Vanilla Mousse Cake from Penny Licks

that looks a lot better than a lot of Vegan Treats cakes look. but i find them all too sweet. i wish more new york city vegan baked goods were made in house.

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Walter's Hot Dogs

i think about walter's pretty often considering i haven't eaten there in at least 12 years. sometimes i crave it, but i'm a vegetarian now. growing up, i thought it walter was chinese because of the design. also, i hated hot dogs. i thought they were gross. -unless- they were from walter's. so there's definitely something special about them.

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Is Locavorism Practical Where You Live? Freaknomics States the Obvious

who are these individuals being scolded? i haven't seen that anywhere, but i don't really keep up with the locavore blogosphere.

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Look Who's Talkin': Recent Comments We Have Known and Loved

the pants comment reminds me of that simpsons episode where krusty tells people to burn their money and homer does it and the next night he's seeing krusty's show again and yells, "don't you hate pants".

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Foods We Loved as Kids, Maybe Not as Adults

sloppy joe from the lunch truck that provided lunch to my school (you know, the kind that goes to construction sites?) with strawberry milk. i might eat the sloppy joe now if i wasn't vegetarian, but the combination of the two. ew.

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Is Locavorism Practical Where You Live? Freaknomics States the Obvious

produce stories: i don't know about the book, or slavery, but the freakonomics blog was all over the anti-racist blogosphere last week for saying some stupid shit about mixed race folks.

as for the locavore stuff, yeah. seriously, it's like a lot of arguments against things that make a lot of sense. "but we can't do it all the way all the time!" that doesn't lessen the impact of doing it sometimes or as much as you can. plus, they are ignoring the complimentary vertical farming movement entirely.

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Ben's Chili Bowl in D.C. Celebrates 50 Years

ben's chili bowl also has vegan chili and makes a vegan chili burger as well as vegan chili fries. good freaking times.

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Denny’s All Nighter Campaign Appeals to Cool Emo Kids

well, i do like beards, though not ironically.

i think he is a dj (or at least he is djing with an ipod) because he's got a pa speaker on his left.

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Why Didn't We Think of That?

the mice look like giant sperm. i had the rock ones and they suck pretty hardcore. it's impossible to get the ice cubes out because the irregular shape makes it so they don't crack when you bend it (it's hard plastic, not silicone). han solo, despite the star wars kitsch market being so oversaturated, is awesome. and i like the guitars and the teeth.

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Denny’s All Nighter Campaign Appeals to Cool Emo Kids

worldcupfever: djs?

i don't know why this makes me uncomfortable. i guess because it's just more publicity for shitty bands people already love.

that said, denny's still won't use vegan boca burgers (that miniscule amount of cheese in the regular boca burgers are apparently a make or break deal for stupid vegetarians) so i still have to keep my rock and roll lifestyle denny's free.

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How Ruby Tuesday Fake-Blew Up a Fake Restaurant

i feel like they aren't getting any more or less publicity with this campaign then they would with any other campaign, and it's just weird. not weird enough that it's cool. just odd enough to be 'why?'

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Are Soul Food Restaurants Dying All Over the Country? A Serious Eats Poll

could it have to do with fast food? how are diners and burger places doing? there's a 24 hour palace fried chicken near me that seems to be going strong. i mean, that's not a soul food place, but i could see hard economic times making folks who crave fried chicken choose kfc over a sit down real food restaurant.

despite vegetarianism, soul food is still my favorite kind of food.

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Consumers Say No to High Fructose Corn Syrup

i always thought the difference had to do with nutrition, not calories. hf corn syrup was processed more or something. but no one really cares about how nutritious their food is, only if it's going to make them look "bad".

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