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What's your favorite kind of meat?

A fine topic, I would have to say that pork is my favorite beef-- to feed to my pet mole rat.

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Cooking for your pets

What the bagel is wrong with all of us?
My dog eats a scientific diet, and seems to be fine.

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Post Wisdom Teeth Extraction Food?

No, he's not poor, he's just whining. Some guy earlier said that he could munch on nachos without any pain. I said that I could easily munch on a few rocks and I was fine. This guy is wasting not just his, but also all of our time. Quit whining, and start eating=D

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What's your favorite kind of meat?

A fine topic, I would have to say that pork is my favorite beef-- to feed to my pet mole rat.

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Cooking for your pets

What the bagel is wrong with all of us?
My dog eats a scientific diet, and seems to be fine.

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Post Wisdom Teeth Extraction Food?

No, he's not poor, he's just whining. Some guy earlier said that he could munch on nachos without any pain. I said that I could easily munch on a few rocks and I was fine. This guy is wasting not just his, but also all of our time. Quit whining, and start eating=D

From Serious Eats

The Most Disgusting School Lunches

Our school had dominoes pizza every month. Kids were ecstatic for that and that day saw the most fights occur out of every month. True Story.

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Cook the Book: Borscht

I'm reporting both of you, "lord helmat" and "bagel"

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Post Wisdom Teeth Extraction Food?

@Bagel, What the heck, are you some kind of alien?!?!?

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Cook the Book: Borscht

True Story, I supplied the mustard.

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Post Wisdom Teeth Extraction Food?

No really, I found some appetizing looking rocks near the first handicap parking spot, took a nibble, and enjoyed what followed. You're fine bro.

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meat slicer woes

Pooch, terribly sorry for your woes. I went to Jack's butcher shop previously and had them thoroughly inspect through it. They found no structural damage so that's a plus. I guess just clean it down with a lot of might and cleaner and hope for the best.

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If you had a food cart/truck...

Suprisingly enough, I myself have always fantasized of having my very own spaghetti stand. I'd throw and squeeze in toppings and make sure people liked it.

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What childhood foods have you outgrown?

These stories have been so heartfelt that they propelled me to make this a topic of discussion amongst my class.

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Post Wisdom Teeth Extraction Food?

I also started munching on some rocks outside the dental facility.

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meat slicer woes

Did you buy it from me? Mine kept leaving black marks on my food, so I sold it to some random kid.

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Post Wisdom Teeth Extraction Food?

After I had mine removed, I just picked up some succuluant jerky strips from the local butcher shop and started gnawing.

My teeth stopped hurting after that.

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Kraft Launches New Lazy People Food

Especially like those kids at the grocery store!

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Kraft Launches New Lazy People Food

I can't wait to get my hands on one of these, so I can huff it all day!

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Photo of the Day: Bacon Cheeseburger Sausage

Looks like a well crafted item, I might have to taste one in the near future.

From A Hamburger Today

The Cheeseburger in a Can Reveals Itself

You guys obviously have not tasted one of these before, I had one of these yesterday, and it was delicous.

I want another one of these right now, I'm so hungry.

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I Am Tired of Spreading Cream Cheese on a Bagel for Myself

OY GEVALT!!!!!!!!

How can you guys dilly dally about a product that has brought so much energy, so much passion, so much taste, so much emotion to this forum?

I myself am appalled. People who point out that this product is for lazy people are lazy themsevles. To the beguiled wonder who tried to boycott Kraft since the mid-1970's I bannish you from this topic. You obviously wouldn't know a true eat if it slapped you in the glasses. To LeeBee who claims : "Fake food, fake nutrition, real obesity", you obviously dont understand the many benefits that bagelfuls bring. It is sealed with a green seal so it must be healthy.

My work here is done- until next time,
---// Bagel \\---

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Favorite foods: bagelfuls, muskrat, uncrustables

Last bite on earth: my imagination of sucking on succulent bagelfuls