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Buttermilk in pancakes?

I was in fact thinking of making a single batch of AB's Pancake Mix tonight to have with some sausages for dinner. (I was actually in the mood for pancakes before I saw that Good Eats just recently.)

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In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

The appealing thing about Vince is that it feels like they plucked him straight off of a product demo at the retail pavillion at the county fair. (And I'm sure that's exactly what they're going for; that's why he wears the headset.) For some reason I always found those perversely entertaining.

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Bay Area Eats: Pho To Chau in Mountain View, California

"You can give me a fork, or I can fumble with the chopsticks, which will make my meal take three times as long to eat, and keep your table occupied when you could be seating more customers at it and making more money as a result. Your choice."

Fortunately, my pho place of choice seems to understand this rather simple concept.

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From Talk

Buttermilk in pancakes?

I was in fact thinking of making a single batch of AB's Pancake Mix tonight to have with some sausages for dinner. (I was actually in the mood for pancakes before I saw that Good Eats just recently.)

From Serious Eats

In Videos: Slap Chop Infomercial Featuring Vince, the Enthusiastic Host

The appealing thing about Vince is that it feels like they plucked him straight off of a product demo at the retail pavillion at the county fair. (And I'm sure that's exactly what they're going for; that's why he wears the headset.) For some reason I always found those perversely entertaining.

From Serious Eats

Bay Area Eats: Pho To Chau in Mountain View, California

"You can give me a fork, or I can fumble with the chopsticks, which will make my meal take three times as long to eat, and keep your table occupied when you could be seating more customers at it and making more money as a result. Your choice."

Fortunately, my pho place of choice seems to understand this rather simple concept.

From Talk

What to feed to a big baby.

Salads. Since he's a giant douche, he can make his own vinagrette.

From Recipes

Cook the Book: Taco-Fried Chicken

I have to say, it annoys me that the word "whimsical" is thrown around so easily to describe someone who, near as I can tell, is a complete and total asshat.

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Top 10 Songs Using Sexually Suggestive Food Metaphors

How in the hell does "Pour Some Sugar On Me" not make that list, and M.C. Friggin' Lyte does?

From Talk

Doughnut Plant Throwdown

I dunno. If I found out that Food Network lied to me about their intentions, only to have some blowhard waltz in and challenge me to an impromptu cookfight stacked in his favor, I'd be pretty irritated too.

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Tyler Florence Ultimate Potato Salad

So in other words, you don't like barbecued fried food...so you ordered barbecued fried food, and then wonder why you didn't like it?

I'm not defending Applebee's by any stretch, but that's just idiotic.

From Talk

Domestic goddess Martha Stewart banned from the UK! Is it FAIR?

If it means she stays there and doesn't come back here? By all means, let her in. :)

From Talk

What is Pho?

Take liquid soul from Heaven itself, add rice noodles and raw flank steak strips (which cook in the aforementioned soul), and put it in a bowl.

From Talk

My favorite way to eat an egg is ____

I strongly dislike any preparation of egg that does not first involve the vigorous mixing of the yolk and the white. I'll put up with it in the case of a fast-food breakfast sandwich or something, but I won't like it.

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Fondue Night!

A map to the door. I wouldn't want to party with someone who didn't like fondue. :)

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