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Weekend Book Giveaway: 'The Wine Snob's Dictionary'

I LOVE it when they say a wine has a good "nose" or "Bouquet"

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Win Your Thanksgiving Turkey!

Yes, please. And thank you very much. (does that count as an answer?) Happy Thanksgiving to everyone at Serious Eats! (Does brown-nosing improve my chances? Just askin' ...)

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Cook the Book: 'Beard on Food'

My mom took the time and had the patience to show me that I, as a male, could cook just as well as any woman did. She still has favorites that she expects me to make her several times a year. I would not be near the cook I am if it were not for her willingness and patience with me in the kitchen. She gave me the confidence to branch out and experiment.
I also had a couple of favorites that I watched on PBS growing up. I know his career went down in flames because of personal problems, but I couldn't tear my self away from Jeff Smith's "The Frugal Gourmet." He and Martin Yan's "Yan Can Cook" showed me that cooking could be a fun and joyous experience. Today, Alton Brown fills that void in my television education. I love the scientific knowledge and history that he imparts with every episode.
All those people helped me get where I am today, but if it hadn't been for mom, I would never have taken my first step on this journey. Thanks mom. I love you and the Natchitoches meatpies are on the way.
Tommy

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As a kid, what were your first kitchen chores?

I can't remember a time when I was not in the kitchen with mom. Obviously I started out setting the table. I also cleared and did dishes from a very early age. The thing that was different with me was that my mom allowed me to be her sous chef from an early age so I was involved in the grocery shopping, selecting spices, prep work ... the whole shebang. Mom's philosophy was that her boys were never going to have to rely on a woman to cook, do their laundry, sew or clean house. She made sure we learned our lessons well and for that, I will forever be appreciative. Thanks mom!.
Tommy

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Weekend Book Giveaway: 'The Wine Snob's Dictionary'

I LOVE it when they say a wine has a good "nose" or "Bouquet"

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Win Your Thanksgiving Turkey!

Yes, please. And thank you very much. (does that count as an answer?) Happy Thanksgiving to everyone at Serious Eats! (Does brown-nosing improve my chances? Just askin' ...)

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Cook the Book: 'Beard on Food'

My mom took the time and had the patience to show me that I, as a male, could cook just as well as any woman did. She still has favorites that she expects me to make her several times a year. I would not be near the cook I am if it were not for her willingness and patience with me in the kitchen. She gave me the confidence to branch out and experiment.
I also had a couple of favorites that I watched on PBS growing up. I know his career went down in flames because of personal problems, but I couldn't tear my self away from Jeff Smith's "The Frugal Gourmet." He and Martin Yan's "Yan Can Cook" showed me that cooking could be a fun and joyous experience. Today, Alton Brown fills that void in my television education. I love the scientific knowledge and history that he imparts with every episode.
All those people helped me get where I am today, but if it hadn't been for mom, I would never have taken my first step on this journey. Thanks mom. I love you and the Natchitoches meatpies are on the way.
Tommy

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As a kid, what were your first kitchen chores?

I can't remember a time when I was not in the kitchen with mom. Obviously I started out setting the table. I also cleared and did dishes from a very early age. The thing that was different with me was that my mom allowed me to be her sous chef from an early age so I was involved in the grocery shopping, selecting spices, prep work ... the whole shebang. Mom's philosophy was that her boys were never going to have to rely on a woman to cook, do their laundry, sew or clean house. She made sure we learned our lessons well and for that, I will forever be appreciative. Thanks mom!.
Tommy

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What do you do with a head of cabbage?

Okay, this method can be used with any baby-variety vegetable but I love it with cabbage, red or green.

Cut the cabbage into quarters, cut out the root and then chop the cabbage until it shreds. You don't have to cut it too fine, just chop it up.

Throw it in a large skillet with a half cup water, quarter cup melted butter and quarter cup honey. Add a small bag of baby or matchstick carrots. Heat on high until the water boils then cover, turn down to medium and let cook, stirring occasionally, for 10 minutes.

After 10 minutes, uncover and crank the heat back up. Cook until the water evaporates, the cabbage takes on color and the honey and butter form a glaze.

Add another teaspoon of butter, salt and pepper to taste and serve.

You can also substitute a half cup good balsamic vinegar for the honey and melted butter. It is also DELISH with Brussels sprouts. Experiment with your favorite vegetables and tell me what you think.

Tommy

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Whats your Favorite... FISH!

God ... the list is endless here. I used to live in Alaska and we used to catch our own halibut and king salmon so those have always been favorites of mine. I now live in Louisiana and must say that catfish and red snapper are on the list as well. I spent some time in Florida and would die for a fried grouper sandwich. And I also love shark and swordfish. I'll stop now before the drool hits my keyboard and shorts out my laptop. Great question!
Tommy

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Do you wear an apron?

I haven't really worn an apron since I worked in the food service industry DECADES ago. I do have a few commercial grade red ones around, "just in case," I suppose. The funniest one I ever saw belonged to Martin Yan. Yan had a cooking show on PBS before the food network was even a twinkle in anyones eyes. It was called "Yan Can Cook" and was one of my favorite shows. He always wore an apron with a saying on it and one day, he put one on that said "50 ways to Wok your dog." I laughed my ass off when I was that and have always wanted one like it. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Tommy

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Cook the Book: 'Prime Time Grilling'

My rotisserie. I can grill two turkeys at a time with it and in my family, that's indispensable. Oh and definitely one of my ice-cold, home-brewed hard ciders. God ... my mouth is watering as I type.

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Do you cook for your pets?

Um, yeah ... uh, NO! I love my pets, but definitely not enough to cook for them. Does that make me a bad person? I hope not. That being said, I do give them the fat and bones that I cut out of meat during prep time. I am an animal lover (3 dogs, one cat and a rat) but I have enough to worry about making sure my kids get fed a hot meal without worrying that the dogs are eating gourmet. LOL
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Meal Planning - Does anyone still do it?

For years I went without planning, just playing it by ear, or getting a list together at the last minute from some recipe that piqued my interest. Now that I'm a single dad, though, I find my time is a bit more precious and I am attempting to come over to the dark side. It just seems like a free night or two per week with three or four regular meals planned and bought for is the way to go. I just have to get in the habit now. Yeah ... riiiiight.
Tommy

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What do you eat when the lights go out?

Meals, Ready to Eat and other emergency rations left over from Hurricanes Katrina and Rita. It's like an adventure! Either that or we fire up the grill where almost anything goes.
Tommy

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Perfect PB&J? What's your preference?

I eat smooth peanut butter, brand really doesn't matter and any flavor jam. Also like Cheffy, I LOVE putting butter on my PB&J. Just something about the smooosh when I bite into it. I can eat cold sammys, but prefer the bread and PB to be room temp and the jam ice cold. Sourdough or any multi-grain bread will do, toasted or not. Hey, what can I say? I'm easy.
Tommy

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Help! I am rice challenged

JEP: I don't think I could ever go back to making rice without my rice cooker and they come in small sizes for those who only need a cup or so. I cook for me and two grown boys, and have for the past 20 years so I'm not real good with single-serving meals. Let me think about it and I will see if I can cut down the recipe so you will only have a days worth of leftovers. I promise I will get back to you with that. I would definitely suggest the cooker though, they are well worth the money.
TG

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Help! I am rice challenged

Okay ... Rice. Hmmmmm. Rice is a HUGE part of my family's diet. We have it at least two to three times per week. In Louisiana, there are a lot of rice farmers and we probably have an OVER abundance of brands to choose from. I buy a medium-grain rice as a staple (whatever brand is cheapest.) I also have short-grained or sticky rice for making sushi. They seem to satisfy all my cooking needs.
I have and use a rice cooker. That may be cheating, but the rice always comes out great.
Even though I am not a vegetarian, for a simple vegetarian dish, I cook the rice in water (sometimes I add stock, too), add soy sauce (sometimes worchestershire sauce, but there are anchovies in that) and my favorite spices (make sure to put the soy and any other liquids in the measuring cup first and then fill with water to get the right ratio of rice to liquid (1 part rice, 2 parts liquid)) and then throw a bag of thawed stir-fry vegetables into the pot. I think the rules overly complicate things. Like Emeril says "It ain't rocket science! LOL)
Any left over white rice can be used to make fried rice (or rice pudding) later. If you need a fried rice recipe I can give you one and even vegan-ize it for you. I would like a good rice pudding recipe also.
Good question.
Tommy

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Favorite Brand and Flavor of Potato Chips?

Any flavor Zapps, most brands of Vinegar and Salt flavored chips (bonus points if they make me cough or catch my breath when I smell the bag) and, I don't know if any of you might consider them chips, but in Louisiana, fresh cracklings are KING. I love eating them like chips. As for tortilla chips, I make my own and you can't beat that.
Tommy

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Quick fix dinners ...

B: When I was in college, I was so poor that I subsided on four packs of Ramen noodles per day. One each for breakfast and lunch and two for dinner. They were about 10 cents apiece and so I stocked up on them, big time. To this day, just smelling the noodles or flavor pak makes me nauseous. LOL But I do crush them to add to some recipes. Thanks for commenting.

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Kelly: ROFLMAO! You are TRULY my kind of person! And as an aside, isn't Yellowtail just luscious? I love it!

Alm35: I totally agree.

caley: sounds awesome. I don't think I've ever eaten Norwegian food but that borlotti beans and leeks on toast sounds intriguing. I might have to whip that up one day and give it a try. Thanks.

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Okra (rah rah rah) recipes?

I'm from Louisiana and another way to use okra is as a thickener for gumbo. It takes advantage of the "sliminess" and adds a certain ... something to the flavor of the dish. That said, I really, REALLY like fried best. Good luck!
Tommy

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JerzeeTomato: I love a good salad and that sounds perfect! Thanks

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Location, location, location...

Ashamed to say it ... but I have a perfectly good dining set in a perfectly good dining room, but the only time I use it is when company is here. The rest of the time, we gather in the den and watch TV or play a few games as we (me and my two boys) discuss the days events. Yeah ... I'm such a role model. LOL

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Quick fix dinners ...

Cheffy: Thank you. *high fives you back* The recipe is below.

BaHa: Normally I make a simple Bechamel-type sauce to go over it, but yesterday I just gave in when I saw the can ... sitting there ... calling my name. I don't like a lot of pre-packaged stuff either andif I do use it, it's in the vein of semi-homemade. I definitely add my homemade touches to it. Thanks.

Mich23. Sounds delish. It's on my "things to try list." Thanks.

Jep: I agree. You can't beat a good omelette, French toast or pancakes for supper. Thanks.

Amandarama: While I could TOTALLY nosh out on that, my boys would revolt. I mean not find it revolting, they would just finish the platter and then ask "Okay, so what's REALLY for dinner?" Thanks for responding.


Here you go Cheffy and don't be afraid to tinker. This one is VERY versatile. Enjoy!

1 pound pasta (your choice)
1/4 cup olive oil
1 garlic clove, minced
1 (9-ounce) bag fresh spinach, roughly chopped
1/2 pint cherry tomatoes, halved
1 cup (about 3 1/2-ounces) grated Asiago
1/2 cup grated Parmesan
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1 pound peeled shrimp, cubed chicken breast or other meat of your choice

Bring a large pot of salted water to a boil over high heat. Add the pasta and cook until tender but still firm to the bite, stirring occasionally, about 8 to 10 minutes. Drain pasta reserving 1/2 cup of the cooking liquid.

Meanwhile, warm olive oil in a large, heavy skillet over medium-high heat. Add the garlic and cook until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Add the spinach and tomatoes and meat. Cook until the spinach wilts, about 2 more minutes and meat is done. (just keep an eye on it) Add the cooked pasta and toss. Add the cheeses, salt, pepper, and the pasta cooking liquid and stir to combine.

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cheffy: *blush* My kids are 17 and 19 years old and they like their comfort food. I love your recipes too. I will keep them in mind. Remind me to tell you about my pasta/spinach recipe too. Dee-Lish!

laura dot: Breakfast for dinner! I totally agree. What veggies do you use for sticks?

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Mussels for beginners?

I totally agree with all of the above advice. I always think the simplest recipes are best. Let us know how they came out.
Tommy

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Create your perfect [virtual] grocery store

The town I live in has two grocery stores, and one of them is a Super Wal-Mart. The other is a local chain indigenous to about a five parish area surrounding me. (Parishes are like Counties in other states. Vive la Louisiane'!) I went up to a manager in the chain store one day after having scoured the store and asked where they stocked the cous-cous. A blank look came over his face and he asked me "What is that?" It is to laugh. I also have to drive about 60 miles to get staples like chicken stock, block Parmesan cheese and fresh herbage.
Mine would have, the basics such as those, a fish market where the fish was actually fresh (ours are frozen or the eyes are cloudy and you can smell it three aisles away. No thanks) and a meat market with a butcher that didn't look like you were intruding when you asked to have a special cut, oh, and a good selection of wines, too. *Le sigh* 'twould be heavenly.

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Pavlov bell anyone? What makes you drool?

Something simple for me ... the smell (or sight) of onions and garlic sauteeing. I know if that's on the stove, something good is on the way. Not to mention (*cough*) that I could take said onions and garlic, put them in a bowl, grab a fork and be in Utopia. Yeah, I'm weird but damned I eat good!
Tommy

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Favorite foods: I was talking to my kids about this. "What is your least favorite food or food you hate working with? I'm still kicking it around in my head. I don't know if I have a favorite. I love all food. But again, I'm kicking it around in my head.

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