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@msmarm: I don't know how people could enjoy your menu while simultaneously trying to swallow their own vomit at your incredible insensitivity.

Wow. You discussed your menu with a New Yorker. Quality research. And the picture is over-the-top idiocy, not "sickeningly appropriate".

I prefer the organic peanut butter and peanut butter sandwich crackers (way cheaper than Ritz) at Trader Joe's. No worries!

Wow -- I'm surprised. Fries are my vice -- can't give 'em up.

As a former pizza delivery person, I can tell you that people did not tip well, if at all. And truthfully, the job sucks -- you are using your own car, and you are usually treated poorly by your boss, and about half the time by the people you are providing the service to. Not to mention, it is not the safest job in the world -- you have to trust that the person you are delivering to is not going to rob you or harm you in some way, let alone sexually harass you (happened to me MANY times). Now you can't even make minimum wage?
When people are handling my food, I ALWAYS tip well.

cumin, salt and black pepper for a rub

I know this is after-the-fact, but in case anyone else is headed there...
I grew up in Toledo, and would also recommend Packo's. You'll never forget it. Also, if you are looking for really good THIN pizza, you gotta go to this little hole in the wall place called Inky's (short for Incavaglia's).
3945 N Detroit Ave, Toledo, OH 43612

They have good Italian food, too, but the pizza is the best anywhere.

Thanks so much for all of your suggestions! My panic is abating...

Relax Riesling or Schmitt Sohne Riesling

I've got a duvet cover in my freezer that has been in there for like 6 months -- I'm hoping to be able to scrape therapy putty off of it someday...
3 packages of butter/margarine -- all different brands...sake that my husband tasted once, didn't like but can't bring himself to throw away...3 cartons of really old ice cream that have maybe a tablespoon of stuff still in them...a package of popsicles that melted and then re-froze (like anybody's gonna eat those!)
Maybe it's time to clean out the freezer!

I would agree with the Cheesecake Factory being on the list.

I will definitely have to try some of the places mentioned in southeast Michigan...

I would strongly disagree with Applebee's and Olive Garden. Yuk. A friend and I went to Applebee's once, and she asked for one of their salads but with no bleu cheese crumbles. The waiter said he couldn't do that because the crumbles were already in the salad -- WTF??

English Breakfast Tea if I need caffeine, and CS Sleepytime tea if I definitely don't. Both with a touch of sugar.

Does Ms. Sheraton have kids?
Just wondering. While I agree with her theoretically, in reality, people have been doing this for years without harming the future of vegetables. My grandmother rolled carrots in sugar to get my uncle to eat them! These books are aimed at parents of picky eaters who will often go years without eating vegetables, so which is worse?

Steak-n-Shake and Wendy's