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Someplace in Doggy Heaven Brass is communicating with our dear departed Suzy Beagle, his soulmate. Suzy ate crayons and balloons with gusto. She got into the garbage can and devoured the skeletal remains of 6 barbecued chickens. Forget that bit about never giving chicken bones to a dog, she did fine. She did, however, become a bit bloated, after eating 5 lbs of ditalini and then taking a long drink, however the 5 pounds of blood meal fertilizer went down just fine.

Eggs on a raft. Of course.

Another vote for Trader Joe's Tart d'Alsace. Actually TJ's has a number of types of Instant Food that are not bad at all. Their stuffed red bell peppers and penne bolognese in the deli section are good, and they both freeze well.

Trader Joe's ready made seems to come in 2 kinds--really good or really awful. Stay far away from the Mexican stuff.