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Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot

Honestly, how hard is it to get a real pot, Alton?

If I'm going to watch how to make a stir fry in a wok made of bamboo leaves, I may as well be writing my manifesto at my wilderness compound.

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Chicago's Fish Guy Now Also a Coffee Guy

Certification does mean nothing these days. Fair Trade wants you to believe they have a monopoly on ethically sourced coffee, which is absolute cow patties.

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Salty Coffee?

What I want to know is what suddenly made you cite an article that's 8 months old.

August is a slow news month, we know. But did you really sit on this story for 8 months?

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Lower East Side Coffee Shop's Burger is Mediocrity Epitomized

I like a burger once in a while. But you may as well devote a site to colonoscopy at this rate.

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From Serious Eats

Video: Alton Brown Makes Oatmeal in a Coffee Pot

Honestly, how hard is it to get a real pot, Alton?

If I'm going to watch how to make a stir fry in a wok made of bamboo leaves, I may as well be writing my manifesto at my wilderness compound.

From Serious Eats

Chicago's Fish Guy Now Also a Coffee Guy

Certification does mean nothing these days. Fair Trade wants you to believe they have a monopoly on ethically sourced coffee, which is absolute cow patties.

From Serious Eats

Salty Coffee?

What I want to know is what suddenly made you cite an article that's 8 months old.

August is a slow news month, we know. But did you really sit on this story for 8 months?

From A Hamburger Today

Lower East Side Coffee Shop's Burger is Mediocrity Epitomized

I like a burger once in a while. But you may as well devote a site to colonoscopy at this rate.

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Styrofoam Coffee Cup + Sharpie = Art

What does any of this have to do with "serious eats"?

I mean, I once had a Pizza Hut pizza that tasted like styrofoam, but...

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Tasting Starbucks 'New and Improved' Items

How "serious" is serious eats when the focus is mass produced dreck available at only a select 14,000 places?

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Video: 'Le Café,' a French Animation About Coffee Addiction

I'm amazed it took this site 2-3 years to notice this video, since it's garnered thousands of YouTube votes since 2007:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF8MrKboiqs

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The Coffee Wars Continue

McCafés are great for the "misery market" of coffee. But neither Starbucks nor McDonald's not Dunkin' Donuts offer anything above the level of fast food coffee. So it hasn't changed my habits one iota.

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Barista in the Wild, Part 5: The Future of the Coffee Shop

Cuppings or comparative tastings?

Every coffee wonk has it in their head that layman consumers are going to want to slurp, spit, make rude noises, and go through all the machinations coffee professionals have used for years to taste for defects.

Meat inspection might be a fun social game in your social circles, but not mine. A comparative tasting will do just fine instead.

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Barista in the Wild, Part 5: The Future of the Coffee Shop

Cuppings or comparative tastings?

Every coffee wonk has it in their head that layman consumers are going to want to slurp, spit, make rude noises, and go through all the machinations coffee professionals have used for years to taste for defects.

Meat inspection might be a fun social game in your social circles, but not mine. A comparative tasting will do just fine instead.

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Topless Coffee Shop In Maine Burns Down

This was just a ploy to gawk at the topless insurance adjusters.

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DIY Espresso

What about growing your own beans and generating your own sunlight?

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Taste Testing the 'World's Best Coffee'

Fairtrade is a social/economic program. It has nothing to do with taste or quality. Please get it right.

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